Blake Lively Has a Great Rack

I was trying to come up with a more clever title for this post but really couldn’t think of anything better than the truth. Except maybe “Blake Lively’s Boobies Want to be Your Friend”. It just wouldn’t fit in the title space… much like her cleavage not really fitting in her dress.

Two words. Ba Zongas. You motorboatin' son-of-a-bitch!

Can I get an “Amen”? I saaaaaid… can I get an “AMEN”? Thank you, Jesus.

Read on… you know you want to.

As anyone will tell you, I’m an ass man. As such, I don’t pay too much attention top side but when I do, I insist on a proper pair of balanced breasts. And I’m not sure they get much better than Blake Lively’s Ta-Tas. I imagine there is some Hollywood magic going on underneath her simple little red dress. A little tape here. An under-something there. But I also imagine her running topless on the beach. In slow motion. So who cares, really.

Classic Cleavage... Mmm Mmm chesty.

This picture was so inspiring, I wrote a screenplay I’m going to pitch in Hollywood. It’s called “The Sisterhood of Blake Lively Traveling Down My Pants”. It’s a touching story of Blake Lively running on the beach topless while I take my pants off. The whole movie is shot in slow motion. I think it’ll be a hit.

Filed by Mr. Joshua at September 25th, 2009 under F*ck, She's Hot!