Jackpot! Avril Lavigne is single!

All I see are fishnets and high heels.. sexy red high heels

I’m not really sure what it is about this teeny goddess, but she really pushes my buttons. I’m not even really into the whole don’t-call-me-mainstream-I’m-too-moody-and-goth-to-be-interested-in-you but good god this little item just makes it happen. And now… she’s single! That means I officially get to add her to my celebrities-I’m-allowed-to-bang-without-my-girlfriend-getting-mad-at-me list.

Turns out Avril and her Sum 41 hubby, Deryck Whibley have called it splits.. wait… Seriously dude? Deryck? Like Derrick, but gayer. Jesus. Might as well have called himself Derylick.. and then Derylicked my balls. Get it? Get it? Oh.. I kill me.

I'm super. Thanks for asking.

Anyway, the most amazing part of this story is that I found the news on CNN. Yeah, CNN. No, really. CNN. I’m not kidding.

Haters be damned.. that bod is sick

Filed by Mr. Joshua at September 18th, 2009 under F*ck, She's Hot!