Ouch. That’s gotta hurt.

Why are they wearing pantyhose in Southern California?

The USC Trojans lost to the Washington Huskies today. The same Washington Huskies that didn’t win a single game last year. Not one. As a matter of fact, USC has lost to an unranked team in each of the last four seasons. And to be honest, I couldn’t be happier. I can’t STAND USC. Bunch of cocky, poser bitches who deserve to have their asses handed to them by essentially a high school football team.

The saddest part is that even with their loss they’re a bunch of cocky d-bags. According to Trojans running back Joe McKnight:

”Clearly, we have superior athletes. But hard work beats athleticism every time. That’s what happened today.”

Clearly Joe McKnight is a putz. Superior athletes? You don’t lose games when you have superior athletes. Period. A loss is a loss is a loss. And given last weeks near loss to a strong Ohio State team, I’m betting USC will be lucky to end the season in the top 10. Yeah, I said it. What? Clearly, I’m a superior blogger.

Filed by Mr. Joshua at September 19th, 2009 under Put me in coach!