Susan Finklestein is my Hero

Very few people make it to my “hero list”, so I’m sure you’re wondering to yourself, “I wonder why he picked her?” Well, turns out that Ms. Finklestein was so hard up for World Series tickets she offered up a little afternoon delight in exchange for tickets. Susan posted an ad on Craigslist in which she described herself as a “gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde diehard Phillies fan”. The ad continued, “I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!” Sounds good to me!

I'd bang her... if I didn't have a really hot girlfriend that reads all my posts.

However, apparently her creative offerings included a BJ to an undercover police officer. Ms. Finklestein (I just love saying her last name) was arrested and booked by her local Bensalem, Pa police department for prostitution. That can really only mean one of two things, Bensalem cops REALLY have nothing better to do OR (more than likely) she probably laughed at their small penis’, hence the charges. Actually, I just took a quick visit to the Bensalem, PA police department web site. What a bunch of tools. Their homepage features pictures of cops doing all sorts of acrobatics on their motorcycles. You know, the kind that kids do illegally and end up smashing their skulls to consistency of oatmeal? Yeah. Those. Great role models you D-bags.

I mean seriously, my girlfriend coaxes all sorts shit outta me in exchange for sex… is that prostitution? Consenting adults should be allowed to bang for pretty much any agreed upon reason including monetary. I’m just sayin.

Filed by Mr. Joshua at October 28th, 2009 under Sh*t List