What is Brain Pimple?

Imagine you had a pimple on your brain. How annoying would that be? All you’d want to do is dig in and pop that the little bastard back to oblivion but you can’t because it’s trapped underneath that thick noggin you call a skull.

It would be one of life’s little itches you just can’t scratch.

Kinda like when the hottest girl you know turns to you says, “I’m so glad we’re friends”…

Kinda like when your favorite sports teams can’t squeak out a much needed win…

Kinda like wanting that oh-so-cool gadget that your Starbucks salary will never pay for…

The list goes on and on, which is why I, in all my infinite wisdom and humor, decided to dedicate a site to all those little itches. But we’re not gonna stop at just ranting on all life’s little unfairness… afterall, I wouldn’t want you all moping around your cubicles even more depressed that you already are. That’s why I’ll pepper in some great advice on dating, money matters and any other little gems I run across.

Think of it as a cynic’s guide to the universe… with boobies.

Filed by Mr. Joshua at November 2nd, 2007 under Uncategorized