October 17, 2009
There’s nothing I love more than making fun of stupid people. Looooooove it. It just gets me all giddy to know that no matter how bad things are, I’m a lot better off than 99.9% of the people out there. What’s even better, there are several sites out there that help me get my superiority fix on… check ‘em and start feeling better about yourself today!
via LATFH: “I see you’re marveling at my grosstee—my gross goatee. Yes, it’s wonderful. A lot of people actually consider me a pioneer in the art of parfaiving—parfait shaving.”
Look at This Fucking Hipster
www.latfh.com
LATFH is a super cool site. What, you’ve never heard of LATFH? God, you’re.. like.. super lame. I’m not sure I can even be seen in same atmosphere as you. Excuse me, I’ve got some blow and PBR’s waiting for me. Smell ya later.
Get it? That was me pretending to be a hipster. That’s how hipsters talk. How do I know? I have the dubious pleasure of living New York City where we breed hipsters at about the same rate as rats. Come to think of it.. the similarities between rats and hipsters is kinda amazing. They both smell, breed diseases and if you’re not careful, they’ll crap on your shoe while you wait for the subway. God, I hate hipsters. And rats.
Actually, the rats not so much.
People of Walmart
www.peopleofwalmart.com
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Kill it! Kill it! Kill it!
Wow. I’m mean.. good God. I think what I like best about this site is that it covers the entire country. A whole nation of fat, retarded and decision impaired Americans shopping for all their inane needs in one place. Walmart. This site is like a little steamy slice of Americana. And by steamy slice I mean cat poo covered in burnt hair. What’s also great about this site is the shear volume of updates. After all, there are like 4 million Walmart stores around the country. That’s a lot of… well.. whatever “that” is. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.
Filed by Mr. Joshua at October 17th, 2009 under Sh*t List
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October 11, 2009
This is the first of a three (or maybe four) part post. Although I could easily be proven wrong by box office receipts, I really don’t see a lot of quality films coming out of Hollywood. Unless you like remakes, sequels or vampires there won’t be much reason for you to head to the theater in next 6 months. First up… the remakes.
Remakes
I’m beginning to think Hollywood is allergic to original ideas Big wig executives seem to be scrambling for the rights of any crappy 80’s TV show they can get their hands on. They’re even rehashing movies that have had decent closure or weren’t even that good to begin with. Get real.
Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy without Wes Craven is like Mac without Cheese
Two words… Micheal Bay. Two more words… Samuel Bayer.
Read on. You know you want to.
Filed by Mr. Joshua at October 11th, 2009 under The Big Screen
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October 6, 2009
Here in New York we have a little television station called SNY (Sports New York). And they have a little show called Beer Money. And that little show is hosted by some fat guy and Alexi Panos. So I wouldn’t expect you to know who Alexi Panos is.. but you should. Cause she’s smoking hot and knows more about sports than you ever will. Ever. And she wears thigh highs. Like you needed more of an excuse to dig this chick.
I wish she wore this outfit on the show
Beer Money pits your wits against your suds… so to speak. It’s an on the spot sports quiz show. You get four questions. Answer them correctly our our bodacious beauty gives you bucks to pay your bar tab. I’ve only seen the show a couple of times and from what I can tell, the fourth question is basically impossible. Like, “What was the middle name of the only left handed player from the 1969 Bulgarian squash team?” Cause really, everyone knows that one. It’s “Susan”.
Read on… you know you want to.
Filed by Mr. Joshua at October 6th, 2009 under F*ck, She's Hot!, The Small Screen
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And by “kinda hot” I mean she actually makes my balls sweat when I see pictures of her. Why? Sasha Grey is a porn star (adult film star… whatever). A really, really good porn star. But recently, she’s been taking mainstream media by storm. Which means we’ll all be seeing a lot more of her. I guess I better get some new underwear.
This is actually one of my favorite shots.
Sasha recently starred in The Girlfriend Experience, directed by Steven Sodeburgh and released on DVD about a week ago – rev up that Netflix! But to be clear, I was a Sasha Grey fan before I heard about The Girlfriend Experience (because I’m a degenerate porn fiend). This 21 year old pixie took the porn industry by storm and has starred in 170+ porno’s since 2006 (at the ripe age of 18). According to IMDB her nickname is “The Erotic Enigma” which couldn’t be more accurate. Petite, brunette and natural. Not the first three things that come to mind when thinking about adult film stars. She’s the anti-porn star.
Read on… you know you want to (safe for work… sorta).
Filed by Mr. Joshua at October 6th, 2009 under F*ck, She's Hot!, The Big Screen
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October 4, 2009
Courtney Cox is in a new show called Cougartown. What’s Cougartown about? No idea. And, I don’t care. I managed to watch two full episodes online with the volume off while I was watching Sunday Football. The only thing I could tell from my multitasking afternoon is that Courtney Cox has a sick body and loves to show it off in this show. What is she.. 54 by now?
NOT BAD!!
Now, if I were you, and I’m glad I’m not, I wouldn’t waste your time watching this show on television. After all, I’ll end up posting all the hot screen caps of Courtney Cox bending over, glistening with sweat in sticky tight lingerie. Yep. All right here..
Read on… you know you want to.
Filed by Mr. Joshua at October 4th, 2009 under F*ck, She's Hot!, The Small Screen
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